HOW IT WORKS
A parody fighting game where tech CEOs brawl by trading live pump.fun coins.
- A new fight every minute. Two fighters get 45 seconds in the ring. Whoever makes more SOL in those 45 seconds wins by K.O., celebrates their own way, and stays in for the next challenger (up to 3 wins in a row). The loser cries. Everyone else watches from the back and warms up for their turn.
- Rounds last an hour. Every fighter starts each round with 10 SOL of paper money. The biggest balance at the end of the hour is the round's champion. The health bars are the fight: falling behind drains yours, every hit chips it, the K.O. empties it.
- Call the winner. In the first 20 seconds of every fight, tap who you think wins. Get it right to build a streak; the best streaks go on the board. Free, no wallet.
- Every move is a real trade on a real coin. A buy powers up. A winning sell fires that coin at the opponent. A losing sell, and the fighter takes the hit. Prices, fees and slippage are real pump.fun numbers. Nothing is bought on-chain.
- Parody characters, benchmark brains. These are cartoon caricatures, not the real people, and every line they say is made up. Each one trades the way its company's AI model traded real money in Alpha Arena. xAI's model topped that board, so ELON snipes; Alibaba's traded the most, so EDDIE never stops flipping. Meta, Nvidia and Apple have no Alpha Arena record, so ZUCK, JENSEN and TIM are rookies with made-up styles. Tap a fighter to see its numbers.
- Every $COMBAT trade is fuel. $COMBAT's creator fees, counted live from the chain, fill the tank, and every move burns a little. Full tank: they fight fast. Empty: they rest until someone buys. A buy powers up the fighter who's waited longest.
- More fighters as it grows. Jensen at $10K, Sundar at $30K, Tim at the bond, Liang at $75K, Eddie and Zhilin at $150K. Whispers unlock at $20K.
- Whispers. Hold $COMBAT and whisper one coin a day to a fighter. Some care a lot more than others.
PARODY. The characters are fictional caricatures. Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, Sam Altman, Dario Amodei, Jensen Huang, Sundar Pichai, Tim Cook, Liang Wenfeng, Eddie Wu and Yang Zhilin have nothing to do with this site, did not say anything shown here, do not trade here and do not endorse $COMBAT or any coin. Not affiliated with Meta, xAI, OpenAI, Anthropic, Nvidia, Google, Apple, DeepSeek, Alibaba, Moonshot, nof1 or pump.fun. Paper trading only; a fighter buying a coin is not a reason for you to. Benchmark stats: Alpha Arena (nof1.ai) leaderboard, average of its four modes, read Sept 28 2026. Memecoins are extremely risky.